*contented sigh*  

OMFG This weekend has been UBER AMAZING. I haven't had so much fun in awhile, so it was good to get nice and drunk for a change and enjoy life and not think too much like I always do. I spent the entire weekend with Steff, and BEn, Palm Tree, Leo, Me, and Steff all got totally wasted on Friday night. We drank so much OMFG it was AWESOME. Ben shook a coke bottle, totally ruined Steffs room, but OMFG it was hilarious. We laughed, I cried, then we kept laughing, we slept. Grrrrrr......sexual tension is rising and it's not fair.

Oooooook below is a recap of the nights events when we were drunk. It's so fucking hilarious; I don't even remember writing that shit Hahahahaha!!!!! Things in bold I added in and are not included in the article:

Ben: 2 nights in a row!!!!!!!!!!
i ate a fuckin cigarette!! i almost drowned in vodka... i actually breathed that shit in! but i wanted to drown.. and this one dude fuckin went to jack off and he jumped the fence and hasnt been found since......

Me: And me, this girl that was with these crazy guys during this time was DRUNK off her ASS. I remember everything so it wasn't too bad, but it was enough...... I was getting hit on and touched, but I still kept my cool and remembered I was IN CONTROL. I'm so fucking drunk as I'm typing this now so excuse me if I don't make any sense. I'm still functioning, so that is UBER COOL. Know this: Godsmack, Staind, Linin Park, Coldplay, CHEVELLE, and numerous other bands of the genre ARE THE FUCKING SHIT AND SCREW YOU IF YOU THINK DIFFERENTLY.
Remember this for future reference IF you can get it:
Sedulously eschew obfuscatory hyperverbosity or prolixity.
Man I'm so gone......


Ben: hahaha i didnt fuck with her i dont remember shit!! this is BEn by the way.. i shook an open coke and it fuckin xploded in my face and all over every fuckin body in the room.. everyone.. it got in my fuckin eye and shit..
and that shit up there is fuckin german or some fuckin language.. and the end of her fuckin essay..i fuckin passed out on the floor and i woke up to find fuckin people layin on me and shit and then i fukin started smokin some shti im not sure wut the fuk it was but me and some other dude cleared the fuckin pack or box or wut the fuck ever.. damn i cant belive im typin right now..i can barely keep my head up................................................................


sox are flyin everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!



there was a mormon a catholic a wiccan a judas priest hobowitnesss an eggnostic i spelled this shit so wrong2@@@!!!

and all the religions got fucked up in harmony!!!!!!!!!
and no1 was converted like those fuckin islaamic bitches..i appologize for the muslims.. and if i mispeleldd anything my bad!!!

ahhahahahahahahhhahhahaha i need some shroomssssssssssssssss

write me back so we can get fucked the fuck up again and a..gain and a fuckin gain hahaahahhahahahhahaahhahaah...ahahahahahaa
i need to fuckin drown in alcyhol like the rest of u bastardsWASDFASGEWTASDG

its morning sleep time im still fuckin wastedsad and asits time for black time
so lets get wasted again


MASTER OF FUCKIN PUPPETS KIX ASS WHEN UR GONE TO ARKANSAS SO REMEMBER GET FUCKED UP AND WRITE UR SHIT ON MY SPACE
LET ME FUCKIN KNOW IF U WANNA GET FUCKIN MESSED THE FUCK THE FUCK THE FUCK THE FUCK THE CUKEDFJS THEFUCKERDS


UP


FUCKERDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Lots of things going on; I can't function well enough to write it all down at the moment. When the time is right, you guys will know.

See you laterz for now.

C. =^..^=